Pineapple Pastures (Living Soil Organic)

Pineapple Pastures LSO (Living Soil Organic) – Sativa Hybrid 70/30

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NEW BATCH – MARCH 2026

 

Genetics & Lineage

Move over Pineapple Express, there’s a new kid in town! Pineapple Pastures is a unique hybrid cross created by Dynasty Genetics, combining Pineapple Fields #703 (a specific phenotype selection) with Exodus Cheese BX1. This creates a fascinating blend of tropical fruitiness with the legendary UK cheese funk.

This is a Sativa hybrid strain that brings together the sativa-dominant characteristics of Pineapple Fields (which comes from Kali Snapple x Ms. Universe #10) with the balanced hybrid nature of Exodus Cheese, resulting in a well-rounded effect profile.

Terpene Profile

Dominant Terpenes:

Ocimene (Primary – from Pineapple Fields lineage)

• Responsible for the sweet, herbaceous, and floral characteristics
• Creates the tropical pineapple and fruity notes
• Natural anti-fungal properties and pest resistance
• Contributes to the energizing, uplifting effects

Myrcene (Secondary – from both parents)

• Adds earthy, musky undertones
• Enhances relaxation and body effects
• Provides sedative properties for the cheese side
• Creates the dank, kushy background notes

Limonene (Tertiary)

• Brings citrus brightness and tangy notes
• Mood-elevating and stress-relieving properties
• Contributes to the fruity tropical character
• Adds mental clarity and focus

Beta-Caryophyllene (Supporting – from Exodus Cheese)

• Provides spicy, peppery, and skunky notes
• Anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving properties
• Creates the funky, pungent cheese characteristics
• Adds depth and complexity to the profile

Pinene (Supporting – from Exodus Cheese)

• Contributes sharp, fresh pine notes
• Enhances mental clarity and alertness
• Provides the “roadkill” edge to the aroma
• Counteracts heavy sedation

Linalool (Minor – from Exodus Cheese)

• Adds floral and slightly sweet notes
• Provides calming, anxiety-reducing effects
• Creates smooth, pleasant finish
• Enhances overall relaxation

Humulene (Minor)

• Woody, earthy undertones
• Anti-inflammatory properties
• Adds complexity to the funk
• Subtle appetite-suppressant qualities

Profile Character: Pineapple Pastures features a unique terpene profile dominated by ocimene’s tropical fruitiness balanced against cheese-forward terpenes like caryophyllene and myrcene, creating an aromatic experience that’s simultaneously sweet and savory, fruity and funky.

Aroma Profile

Expect an extraordinarily complex and pungent aromatic experience:

From the Pineapple Fields lineage:

• Dominant pineapple notes with tropical fruit sweetness
• Haze and roadkill skunk undertones
• Old school dank and candy-like qualities
• Extremely odoriferous – one of the smelliest strains in the Dynasty lineup

From the Exodus Cheese lineage:

• Unmistakable pungent cheese aroma combined with earthy undertones
• Sharp, sour edges with a funky complexity
• Strong, tangy notes reminiscent of aged blue cheese

Combined: This strain produces an intensely aromatic profile mixing sweet tropical pineapple with funky, savory cheese notes – a truly unique and powerful scent.

Flavor

The taste mirrors the complex aroma:

• Pineapple and tropical fruit sweetness
• Haze spiciness and old school skunk
• Sharp cheese tang with earthy undertones
• Citrus notes with mouth-watering sweetness

Appearance

Drawing from both parent strains:

Structure:

• Sativa-dominant traits with dense, chunky buds
• Heavy trichome coverage creating a frosty, resin-rich appearance
• Bright green foliage

Buds:

• Large, fluffy yet dense flowers adhering in elongated, cylindrical shapes
• Sticky resin coating giving a dewy appearance
• Dark green foliage with vibrant orange and brown pistils

Effects

A well-balanced Sativa hybrid experience combining:

From Pineapple Fields:

• Energizing, clear-headed, and uplifting
• Mood elevation and motivation stimulation
• Well-rounded cerebral and body effects
• Helps curb depression and is suitable for daytime use

From Exodus Cheese:

• Strong euphoria coupled with physical relaxation
• Long-lasting effects (4+ hours)
• Relaxed and stress-free while maintaining productivity and focus

Combined: Expect a potent, long-lasting high that starts with cerebral uplift and euphoria, transitioning into a relaxing body effect while maintaining mental clarity – suitable for both creative endeavors and stress relief.  A surprisingly potent sativa that allows you to still function effortlessly.

Medical Applications

Effective for:

• Depression and mood disorders
• Stress and anxiety
• Chronic pain
• Fatigue
• Loss of appetite
• Insomnia (in higher doses)

Note: Pineapple Pastures combines two legendary genetics into an exceptionally aromatic and potent strain. The combination of Dynasty’s award-winning Pineapple Fields with the iconic UK Exodus Cheese creates a truly unique cultivar that experienced growers will appreciate for its complex terpene profile and balanced effects.

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This locally grown craft cannabis is grown with very carefully chosen inputs. Many organic producers utilize questionable organic ingredients such as feather meal, bone meal and blood meal made from conventional animals from the worst slaughter houses, and still able to achieve organic standards. They also use other approved organic inputs that really do not benefit the microorganisms in the soil, and in fact harm them. This growers inputs are carefully selected according to its origins and effects on the soil ecosystem.

Our mission is provide the best possible health giving cannabis, with complete transparency from seed to jar about how our cannabis is produced.

Our fine herb is hung as a whole plant and dried slowly over a period of 14-18 days without the use of direct air contact to avoid irregular or over-drying. We strive for the optimal slow drying at 60 deg. F and 60% humidity, and curing properly for several weeks to maximize potency and terpenes.

Our cannabis is hand trimmed dry to retain its maximum natural potency and medicinal value.

You will not find a cleaner cannabis product on the Canadian market. Our living soil cannabis uses no synthetic or industrial fertilizers, pesticides, herbicides etc., a truly medicinal grade cannabis.

IPM (Integrated Pest Management):

We only use the cleanest non-toxic pest management methods such as ensuring a diverse ecosystem of beneficial insects and organisms to prevent any infestations of the bad guys. We use regular foliar applications of EM-5, a totally non-toxic fermented formula made in house from a combination EM-1 (Effective Micro-organisms), apple cider vinegar, distilled organic grain alcohol, molasses, and fresh plant material.

Small Batch Craft AAAA Organic (LSO) Cannabis.

What is Living Soil Organic?

Living soil is exactly as it sounds, alive soil, full of beneficial bacteria and organisms that work in unison to nourish and make the cannabis plant thrive. Mother nature has perfected this dance of bacteria, fungi, protozoa and many other microorganisms all working together to break down the carbons and sugars from the cannabis plant and creating the ultimate food source the plant needs to grow to its fullest potential.  This relationship, ecosystem in the soil is known as living soil.